10- lie to another branch of the military, and try and infiltrate the system and push the lords luck on weather or not he should be in or not!!!!
9- go back to being a plumber for the 46th time in his life!
8- rumour has it Polaris is looking for a new crash dumie!!!
7- go become a lumberjack..... maybe talk a tree into breaking his back a few more times!
6- "there is this trading post in the middle of no where that makes no money, but hey! i could always turn it around right?! better luck next year!
5- anybody have the phone number of the kirby sales team?!
4- McDonalds is always hiring managers! i think even i couldn't screw up "ding fries are done!"
3- write a movie!- Anyonce could write a movie better than the village!!!!! THEY MADE BANK!
2- Be a sams Club Greeter!!!! I'M FINALY BALD ENOUGH!
1- The number one "what should brian do with the rest of his life?!@??@?@
-Send out an email to a million people saying send me a buck.... pass it on... we will all get rich! "i know a guy who did it and it was almost leagal, and after paying court fees, gained like a billion dollars!!!!!!" (Adam, i swear it works!)
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ok, so that was pretty funny! Hey at least no one could ever say your life was boring, right?! I love you! I'll keep checking in on your blog and your life. Have a great night-
thank you! i agree! i have lived enough life for a 50 year old! i would have it no other way! besides, when we make it to heaven, and we are lookin and deciding what kind of jobs we want, my resume is going to be NUTZ!!!!!! all we can take with us is knowledge! i need an enormous suitcase! woot woot!!!! love ya too!
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