LEAP FROG!!!!!!!

i met this native girl, so i decided to teach her leap frog.... the whole language barrier was difficult, cus she didn't grasp the concept, i jump over you... you jummp over me! so... it was kind of one sided!

at the end of the day... it was sweet, Chief Little Left Toe ( he was half french) let me have a horse to mosey on home with! i will forever be in his debt! Now... if i could only figure out how to get this thing to move......

The Fall of western Civilization

Excuse me please! i need everyones attention! I have found the worlds most incredible morsels that need to be devoured as often as you can find them in the stores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am actualy going crazy over them!

if i could, i would eat them instead

of breathing air! woot woot!

BAD NEWS!!!!!!!!!! i dont feel so

good..... totaly over crammed like

26 of those little develish baggies!

I believe this is how my tummy is

feeling right now.... it keeps taunting

and yelling at me!!!! UGHH!!!!!!!!!

American Idols next winner to be announced

Everyone listen up! I can't release any names... my contract with fox restricts me from disclosing that vidal information! it is also for that reason, the video may be shot from what looks to be from under my coat.... i'm not saying that it was.... but i appoligize if my pocket gets in the way of the picture... Humor me though... if you are going to watch this, can you please, please please please! watch it the whole way threw! You didn't see this on my website!

David letermans top 10, "what should brian do for the rest of his life!?"

10- lie to another branch of the military, and try and infiltrate the system and push the lords luck on weather or not he should be in or not!!!!

9- go back to being a plumber for the 46th time in his life!

8- rumour has it Polaris is looking for a new crash dumie!!!

7- go become a lumberjack..... maybe talk a tree into breaking his back a few more times!

6- "there is this trading post in the middle of no where that makes no money, but hey! i could always turn it around right?! better luck next year!

5- anybody have the phone number of the kirby sales team?!

4- McDonalds is always hiring managers! i think even i couldn't screw up "ding fries are done!"

3- write a movie!- Anyonce could write a movie better than the village!!!!! THEY MADE BANK!

2- Be a sams Club Greeter!!!! I'M FINALY BALD ENOUGH!

1- The number one "what should brian do with the rest of his life?!@??@?@

-Send out an email to a million people saying send me a buck.... pass it on... we will all get rich! "i know a guy who did it and it was almost leagal, and after paying court fees, gained like a billion dollars!!!!!!" (Adam, i swear it works!)